It featured the combined forces of Scottish Opera’s new production of Orpheus and The Underworld, the Vault Art Glasgow exhibition at The Briggait, a guided tour of Quarriers Village, a night at The Stand Comedy Club, Super 8 at the cinema, a 45 mile cycle, attending a talk titled “Art, Money and Value”, watching simulated sex featuring a man dressed in a gimp fly costume, discovering the perambulatory delights of Milngavie reservoir, dining on “authentic south indian cuisine” and having my portrait drawn by The Drawing Devil for the handsome price of £6.66.
The only blot on the weeks topographic copybook was the game of Russian Poolette I was forced into playing for two days, following the “authentic south indian cuisine”. (To quote a friend of mine “ authentic refers to eating the same as people earning 2p a day”) but at least it turned an ordinary journey on the tube into a high stakes, trouser based, thrill ride!
And no matter how debauched the forthcoming Year of Hero’s, and Decade of the Gods, becomes I can be secure in the knowledge that I will remain the image of male perfection whilst my devil painted portrait takes on all my sins. For as you can see, it hath already started working.
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